Eat my pussy Amber rose. Plzzz
Okay last night i was out with my girls an had an AMAZING night. We danced, and danced and danced some more. It was awesome. A real feel-good night! Anyhow, when i got home, around 3.30, i get a bootycall from the only person i want in my heart to bootycall me, but the only one my brain doesnt. Because if he does, it means he doesnt have any respect for me at all. Soo, it ended up with me getting happy, then disgusted and then i deleted him from Facebook, and we will probably never speak again.
So here´s my tips HOW to bootycall and get lucky with it;
* Firsts first; Lets be real, bootycalls usally happens at the end of the night when you realize that you wont find anyone better 2 fck instead of you actually liking her. (Wake up call girls) .You might have been in the club, might have been drinking. So you better be SURE that she is on the same level as you. Sober, tipsy, drunk, faded. If you are drunk asfuck and text a sober girl, you are screwed.
* Know your relationship status. Dont bootycall anyone you have unfinished business with. That will just cause drama. And nobody wants drama.
* Dont bootycall too late, because the girl will be tired and she might consider a good night sleep instead of your dick. So its all about the plan, if you know there is a chance, that you wont go home with anybody else and is gonna miss her in the middle of the night; send her a text earlier to get her thirsty.
* When you bootycall, you will have to deliver. Nobody wants a go home with somebody who dont deliver. Period. Bootycall = sex.
* Only a few persons can make bootycalls in a girls life; if you havent fcked before its very risky business to bootycall because its like saying shes a hoe. And not even hoes wants to feel like hoes. And if you have fucked her before, you have to be sure it was good and she wants to see you again. Otherwise all of her girlfriends will here about your really really bad fuck, and that you actually thought it was good and wanted to do it again.
Hope you get lucky tonight peepz!
( Yes, i wrote this in a girl who gets male bootycalls perspective but ofc it can be the other way around hehe… )
Actually i wouldnt call them issues at all, because i know them and i dont feel like they are a problem since they actually save me from a lot of shit.
Basically i trust nobody. Period.
Ive been fucked by my own blood, by the man who put a ring on my finger, my so called best friend(s) and society assfucked me more times than i can count.
So why should i trust anyone without a reason?Thats right, i shouldnt. And neither should you.
So to get in my bed is a hard mission, believe me. Even though my style is ratchet, my pussy aint. But getting into my heart, thats a fucking mission impossible.